Helllllo, will you read me?
I am pregnant but I can’t remember all i need to know
No boozing, no sushi and salami hurts the bean
I was wondering if you’d be interested in reading the blow-by-blow
My growing gut, my kankles and all the stuff between

Hello to the strangers
I’ll probably cry a thousand times
When you reach to touch my gut
Yes I’m sure I’m not having twins, please don’t ask me this again

Hello, can you read me?
I’m in a constant state of dreamin bout the perfect pregnancy
When I¬†know for sure that karma won’t let that be for me
I’ll remember all the horror stories and succumb to reality